"Mom, I really wish my skin was brown so I could run faster."
"Ewe, who tooted?" he says. The guilty butt of Benny tries to blame mom and says, "Mom did it!" in which Stink replies very serious and confident, "Moms don't fart and neither do girls." This conversation took place at the dinner table of course. Then Benny defends himself... "Yeah huh, grandmas do, Grandma Jana tooted before, I heard it."
Now this one occurred while I was on the phone and if your a mother, you know that this is when pretty much all things go down. I hear a "boom" and then a "smack" from downstairs followed by Benny crying and Stink says, "How do you like that huh, how does that feel?!" Not an entirely funny situation but I did have a little chuckle before scolding.
Now for the real funny this week: a school paper brought home in one of the backpacks...
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